'You have committed to going to Ikea with another person.'

From the team at Deadpan Cards, this is perhaps perfect for an engagement or wedding! Inside reads: Congratulations.

Deadpans Cards have a motto: 'if you can't say something nice, say something factually accurate'. Born out of a lack of patience for "cheesy" cards, they produce cards for those who don't like cards.

Brand: Deadpan Cards